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[Out Of Character]
Backtagging with this character: In just three hundred and fifty easy steps and five months of real time, you too can have a completed thread with me, BILLY MAYS!
Threadhopping with this character: I'm here to tell you about the amazing power of Oxi Clean, WHEREVER AND WHENEVER YOU MAY BE! Psychic cats invading your home? Try Oxi Clean to keep away those pesky felines! Squabbling with your sweetheart in a closed thread? BILLY MAYS will be there to show you how Oxi Clean can remove any stain, even the indelible marks of your traumatic past on your soul!
Fourthwalling: Dissolve even the most stubborn of fourth walls with the power of NEW OXI CLEAN!
Canon puncture: With Hercules Hooks, no longer need you put big, unsightly holes in your canon just to hang up a crossover!
Offensive subjects: Do not bring up Vince Offer. Do not bring up ShamWow.
[In Character]
Sexual/romantic orientation: BILLY MAYS loves you platonically, as a good uncle would.
Hugging this character: For the low, low price of $5.95!
Flirting with this character: But wait, there's more!
Giving this character a kiss: He will be Mighty Putty in your hands.
Something more intimate: Let BILLY MAYS be your own personal Steam Buddy!
Relationships: iCan, and now youCan too have a loving and devoted relationship with BILLY MAYS!
Dub-con/non-con/sexual assault: For once, BILLY MAYS says "don't Grab-It!"
Fighting with this character: You can try, but he's always got a Samurai Shark up his sleeve.
Injuring this character: Again, you can try, but this man is Liquid Diamond.
Killing this character: The grave cannot hold BILLY MAYS!
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: BILLY MAYS can withstand any mental attack with the help of new Zorbeez!
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hibillymayshere[Out Of Character]
Backtagging with this character: In just three hundred and fifty easy steps and five months of real time, you too can have a completed thread with me, BILLY MAYS!
Threadhopping with this character: I'm here to tell you about the amazing power of Oxi Clean, WHEREVER AND WHENEVER YOU MAY BE! Psychic cats invading your home? Try Oxi Clean to keep away those pesky felines! Squabbling with your sweetheart in a closed thread? BILLY MAYS will be there to show you how Oxi Clean can remove any stain, even the indelible marks of your traumatic past on your soul!
Fourthwalling: Dissolve even the most stubborn of fourth walls with the power of NEW OXI CLEAN!
Canon puncture: With Hercules Hooks, no longer need you put big, unsightly holes in your canon just to hang up a crossover!
Offensive subjects: Do not bring up Vince Offer. Do not bring up ShamWow.
[In Character]
Sexual/romantic orientation: BILLY MAYS loves you platonically, as a good uncle would.
Hugging this character: For the low, low price of $5.95!
Flirting with this character: But wait, there's more!
Giving this character a kiss: He will be Mighty Putty in your hands.
Something more intimate: Let BILLY MAYS be your own personal Steam Buddy!
Relationships: iCan, and now youCan too have a loving and devoted relationship with BILLY MAYS!
Dub-con/non-con/sexual assault: For once, BILLY MAYS says "don't Grab-It!"
Fighting with this character: You can try, but he's always got a Samurai Shark up his sleeve.
Injuring this character: Again, you can try, but this man is Liquid Diamond.
Killing this character: The grave cannot hold BILLY MAYS!
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: BILLY MAYS can withstand any mental attack with the help of new Zorbeez!
